September 2nd
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atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

September 2nd
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You’re acting like a first year fucking thief, I’m acting like a professional

(Source: tarantinoooo)

September 2nd
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September 2nd
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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

September 2nd
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twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

Oh Steve!

twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

Oh Steve!

(Source: pdlcomics)

September 2nd
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September 2nd

Someone convince my Mum and Dad that we need a second cat.

September 2nd
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September 2nd
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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

September 2nd
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Caitlin Stasey being the hero we all deserve.

(Source: brennacarver)

September 2nd
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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs)

September 2nd
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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

September 2nd
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The Sopranos + Get the fuck outta here

September 2nd
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zv3vxr:

parks and recreation + text posts

Last two speak to me

(Source: jonssnow)

September 2nd
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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand