July 2012
Even if the weather’s shit for the BBQ on Tuesday, I might just get drunk and let everyone else deal with it.
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Always say to Mum about how much I’ll need a job in Lincoln, and she agrees with me.
So the few times I’ve asked her to get the addresses of the 2 people I should be putting down as references on my CV, she’s not bloody done it. Literally just had to text her and ask her.
I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but it annoys me when I ask politely, and stuff still isn’t done!? Grr.
Genuinely loving the fact the Olympics is on.
Sport all up in ma grill.
- Britain: So we have the Olympics.
- Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
- Britain: And James Bond.
- Britain: And the Queen.
- Britain: And Danny Boyle.
- Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
- Britain: And ducks and shit.
- Britain: And Women's rights.
- Britain: And free healthcare.
- Britain: And sexual equality.
- Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
- Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
- Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
- Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
- Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
- America: We have freedom.
- Britain: We do too.
- America: Well shit.
- Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
i’ll bet bruce wayne could get a reservation at dorsia
Already getting fed up of the amount I have to tell the girls about the house next year. I’ve sorted the insurance, I’ve told them both more than once exactly how much the rent is, how a standing order is a good way of paying it, and loads of other crap.
I’m not people’s fucking mother, why can they not grow up and figure things out for themselves? Or, more to the point, why are their parents not helping them?!
Just started to feel like an utter troll, should probably go to bed. Rah.
I’m drunk and I’m lonely and you won’t believe me. I’m trying to see straight, but I’ve been up for days. And it scares you away. And I’m trying to keep straight, but I’d trade it all for just 5 minutes more of your wandering hands with their simple demands.
just send me random numbers i dont even care
- 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
- 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
- 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
- 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
- 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
- 6. What are you excited for?
- 7. What happened tonight?
- 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
- 9. Is confidence cute?
- 10. What is the last beverage you had?
- 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
- 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
- 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
- 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
- 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
- 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
- 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- 18. The last time you felt broken?
- 19. Have you had sex today?
- 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
- 21. Are you in a good mood?
- 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
- 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
- 24. What do you want right this second?
- 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
- 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
- 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
- 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
- 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
- 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
- 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
- 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
- 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
- 34. Listening to?
- 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
- 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
- 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 38. Who did you last call?
- 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
- 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
- 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
- 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
- 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
- 44. Do you tan in the nude?
- 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
- 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
- 47. Who was the last person to call you?
- 48. Do you sing in the shower?
- 49. Do you dance in the car?
- 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
- 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
- 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
- 53. Is Christmas stressful?
- 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
- 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
- 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
- 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
- 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- 59. Take a vitamin daily?
- 60. Wear slippers?
- 61. Wear a bath robe?
- 62. What do you wear to bed?
- 63. First concert?
- 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
- 65. Nike or Adidas?
- 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
- 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
- 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
- 69. Ever take dance lessons?
- 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
- 71. Can you curl your tongue?
- 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
- 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- 74. What is your favorite book?
- 75. Do you study better with or without music?
- 76. Regularly burn incense?
- 77. Ever been in love?
- 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
- 79. What was the last concert you saw?
- 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
- 81. Tea or coffee?
- 82. Favorite type of cookie?
- 83. Can you swim well?
- 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
- 85. Are you patient?
- 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
- 87. Ever won a contest?
- 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
- 89. Which are better black or green olives?
- 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
- 91. Best room for a fireplace?
- 92. Do you want to get married?
I just want to go out and get really really drunk. I just want student life back, I feel like Dunstable has robbed it from me.
Mum & Dad are going to Lincoln for 9 days tomorrow, and I am infinitely jealous, I miss that place so damn much.
